This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.
Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013
When something just does it for you, whether it be something you like or a photo you saw that you liked, i'ts a term used to express that you accept and like whatever it may be.
by m e l a n i e June 08, 2022
by not alvin- santaelfs November 19, 2017
You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef
"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide
by WiseWordsFromCP December 22, 2017
Expresses extreme amounts of excitement about the advent of something or the prospect of doing something. Often abbreviated to "SMY".
by RB1992 August 31, 2015
by your mother ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) November 27, 2020
What you say when you know what is expected of you, but you dont care.
Origin:
In an animated short film called “So You Want to be a Pirate!”. There’s a part where a character says “good guess, but actually no”. Someone posted a screen cap of it on Reddit, but captioned as “Well yes, but actually no”
Origin:
In an animated short film called “So You Want to be a Pirate!”. There’s a part where a character says “good guess, but actually no”. Someone posted a screen cap of it on Reddit, but captioned as “Well yes, but actually no”
My friend: Don’t you feel bad about taking his stuff?
Me: Well yes, but actually no.
Me: So you’ll for sure be here to fix my internet tomorrow?
Comcast: Well yes, but actually no.
Me: (clicks not interested on the same YouTube video for the millionth time)
YouTube: Well yes, but actually no.
Me: Well yes, but actually no.
Me: So you’ll for sure be here to fix my internet tomorrow?
Comcast: Well yes, but actually no.
Me: (clicks not interested on the same YouTube video for the millionth time)
YouTube: Well yes, but actually no.
by A solid cube of tungsten March 31, 2019