Southern Head

A southern head is a penis.

I have a big old southern head and I regretfully think with it more than my brain.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 29, 2022

Southern Stroganoff

When you cum in a girl's ass, then stuff pasta noodles in her butthole. You then proceed to slurp them out with a mixture of come and shit, resembling beef stroganoff.

Dude, I filled Charlotte's ass so good and had her delicious Southern Stroganoff

by Brandommy March 31, 2024

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

Southern Cross

just a northern Pike but add farting down the back of lovers neck

Me and my girlfriend are going to try some southern cross

by BiggEGGs June 25, 2025

southern exposure

Mooning someone.

If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019