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The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.
You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.
by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018
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Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.
Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.
by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019
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potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv
by Iistheman May 9, 2017
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potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.
*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.
by bopper4747 December 17, 2013
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Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
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Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021
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Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”
by GillyB3an February 14, 2019
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