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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
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Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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Dog Ball

A sport where you take dogs and throw them like a dog at other people
Hey, You wanna play Dog Ball?
by fortniteisgat2 March 27, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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Outside Dog

An outside dog refers to a person who exhibits behavior of having lived, usually for a number of years, outside. This term usually refers to tramps, vagrants or the homeless. Some of these behaviors might include being a loner, wearing more clothes than others might, evading public scrutiny, sleeping on the floor rather than in a bed or being disheveled or unshaven.
“That wool coat is a dead give-away that he’s an outside dog.”
by Outside Dog March 6, 2021
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