menace off

A competition where two menaces faces off in a series of challenges to see who the biggest menace actually is.

Demarcus wanted to challenge Mr. Omilana to a menace off

by The best in the universe March 26, 2023

Off the speed

Horse racing

When a race horse sits a waits off the speed before the quarter pole.

“ and here comes so you think from way off the speed!”
“Sitting off the speed, Merchant navy takes the lead!”
“ I’ve never seen a horse come off the speed like Zenyatta!”

by Off the speed March 26, 2023

menace off

A competition where two menaces give each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail, it's called a fold, and you automatically lose.

JiDion to Niko Omilana: "I could beat you in a menace off."

by EdoVro March 27, 2023

Menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

I could beat you in a menace off.

by ........_........_ March 27, 2023

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023