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National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.
Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022
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National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.
Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month
by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022
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National Blue Butterfly Day

A day to remember tough situations in life are meant to be enjoyed in the moment and peaceful when over, like the sighting of a blue butterfly.

This day is every September 18th.
Carmela: "My relationship is causing me so much stress, I don't know what to do."

Emily: Maybe he's your blue butterfly; a rare experience that is only meant to be a lesson, not a forever.
Carmela: "What does that have to do with it?"

Emily: "It's National Blue Butterfly Day; do with that information as you will."
by BrunetteBeauty00 October 24, 2022
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national eliza day

Appreciate Somebody named or nicknamed Eliza. Hail the ground they walk on!
“All hail Eliza!!”
“why are you guys saying that??”
“oh its NATIONAL ELIZA DAY!!!”
by hihilol0911 October 25, 2022
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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick day gon head and suck that dick mhmm..
Gon head and suck that dick gurl its National Suck Dick Day
by unknownnnnkkkss..ssgg October 25, 2022
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National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.
"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."
by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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