dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

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dogs

One of the few reasons life is ok

Dogs are the absolute best

by fuckfacemcidiot January 25, 2018

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See the dogs

A euphemism referring to activities between male and female participants involving the exposure of one’s “dogs”.

Randal invited Gabby over to eat breakfast and see the dogs.

by Jsmit348 February 1, 2018

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Hot dog lover

A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.

Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."

Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

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