I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

I Hope You Step on a Lego

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.

A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

by sirwoo June 15, 2013

I love you to the moon and back

A quote from the children's book "Guess How Much I Love You", meant to express that one loves another person more than they can imagine.

"I love you up to the moon," said Little Nutbrown Hare.

"Oh, that's far," said Big Nutbrown Hare. "That is very, very far." Big Nutbrown Hare settled Little Nutbrown Hare into his bed of leaves.

He leaned over and kissed him goodnight. Then he lay down close by and whispered with a smile, "I love you to the moon and back."

by momotrickster November 26, 2015

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

i am the one who knocks

Completely badass line said by Walter White in Breaking Bad, announcing his power over others.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No...I am the one who knocks."

by Stegosaurus24 October 29, 2013

I love the 80's

(N.) An excuse for old people on VH1 to dwell back onto their lost youth and weep uncontrollably that their actually adults now with kids and responsibilities.

How can anyone possibly love the 80's? Maybe I can understand the 70's, but the 80's? It's the only decade in world history when the entire world was gay. Think about it. Everyone in tight pink spandex. (*shudders*)

by G-Union October 15, 2003

I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016