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seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯
Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch
by Listen Linda December 25, 2016
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Dog

a person who likes to play roblox
I'm friends with someone who is dog.
by y0urdog November 3, 2022
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021
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stevie the dog

james wants stevie put down sophie licked his balls

we all love stevie the dog someone wants him put down he has tiny balls
by ciaran aka sirwankalot March 17, 2017
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
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Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020
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