eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 25, 2018

Ball Sack Ear Wax

A situation where a man don’t shower for a long time and be havin’ mold shit buildin’ up under they Ball Sack that feel like Ear Wax.

I haven’t groomed my junk in so long it’s growin’ Ball Sack Ear Wax.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 17, 2019

National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad

Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017