Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.

Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"

by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016

Desert head

When a girls mouth is so dry when giving head

Her mouth was dry as a desert.. I got desert head

by Igotallthebooty June 9, 2020

head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.

That guy is trying to head window Facebook.

by justagal June 22, 2009

Towel Head

A person from the middle east using a form of hijab is often called a Towel Head

HAhaha that towel head almost blew me up but kempf agent choked the towel head out.

by AlphaKempfarn June 8, 2019

teeth head

Self explanatory

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head

by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003

Nottingham Head

1. A savage and deeply humiliating post-fight move where the winner knocks their opponent out, then performs fellatio on them as the ultimate display of disrespect and psychological domination.

2. More than just winning — it’s rewriting the rules of humiliation in one devastating act.

The fight was already over, but he had to go and give the poor guy the Nottingham Head—now buddy’s not just unconscious, he’s emotionally unemployed.

by Suttleacees August 5, 2025

nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth

Last night i put my nuts on your head.

by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018