Middle School sex

Middle School Sex - Premature sex in a School called middle school. Or very weak sex

Did you hear my child had Middle School Sex? 2. God middle school sex is such a pitty

by DaGrateGuy January 14, 2018

Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced

Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess

by DaDapster April 26, 2010

age sex location

Someone often said across the internet if someone is interested in sexual activities, but first wish to know this details first.

Open used in these forms: asl, a/s/l

Herman: hello I saw your advert on the internet, I am interested
Bob: age sex location?
Herman: 23/male/Bloomsbury

by Theoldhoot February 6, 2014

nigga sex squidward

You murdering, kidnapping psychopath. Give me my son. GIVE ME SHAUN! NOW!

“Oh god oh fuck” -(that’s it but I’m forced to say nigga sex squidward)

by Niggas be like *insert text* March 11, 2018

jewish butt sex

a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.

dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!

by bob mchenry October 10, 2011

sex me up

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.

Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)

by pimp daddy dollars April 9, 2005

Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

by ubersquirl August 18, 2012