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The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.
When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".
by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021
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Dogged

When a chick decides to overlook you for one of your buddies during a night out trying to pick up girls.
Billy thought he would close the deal but at the end of the night, that hot chick he was scamming dogged him for some other dude.
by Riverabung September 29, 2017
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Dog Ass

When a person has no cushion for the pushin, a concave behind.
Jesse has an actually dog ass
by Dog ass enjoyer August 16, 2024
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 21, 2013
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Dog Fucking

My neighbor's favorite sport....
They don't go skiing, or swimming, or play basketball or football.... no... they hate all of that, but they love to go Dog Fucking!!!
by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
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molley dog

A molley dog is a fluffy dog
by Taco Bella November 11, 2019
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