1. Used to emphasize something extremely unlikely, but you don’t care to find out the actual probability of said event. (Same with, “one in a billion” and “one in a trillion”)
2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
2. A song and Album by Aaliyah.
1. John: “Are you sure this is safe?”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”
2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
Doe: “Yeah, the chances of anything going wrong are like, one in a million.”
2. Jane: “ One In A Million by Aaliyah was an amazing song”
by Glockumentary November 14, 2021
by Out&About November 29, 2021
Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022
Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.
by Realmack August 01, 2018
by Hehhemaster3056 November 23, 2021
A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017