Dog

A slobbery Floof of cuteness

My dog’s name is Henry.

by Galaxy_Skeleton June 29, 2022

Corn dogging

When you stick a chop stick in your penis hole and the penis shaft is used as the hot dog and the foreskin is the breading and then a girl bites on to your penis.

Sara: said can I eat your corn dog

David: said yes let me get it nice and warm

David: gives her the corn dog

Sara: enjoyed the corn dogging

by Comeonnnn January 6, 2025

Give me the hot dog

A phrase used in a smash video (in the scene where you can understand what a dog is saying)

Hey! Give me the hot dog!

by Hawt sawce mi d00d May 13, 2017

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

lady the dog

cutest little doggy woggy you will ever meet. However she can be a little feisty at times

OMG IS THAT LADY, SHE IS SO CUTE
LADY THE DOG=A CUTE LITTLE DOG WHO IS FIESTY

by LADYTHECUTELITTLEDOGGOS July 23, 2021

Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017