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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
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Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.
The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!
by BustyBoy October 9, 2025
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yard one off

You gonna yard one off before the big date?
by gRegWord July 6, 2024
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knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017
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freak off

1. to jerk off.

2. masturbation, specifically a man.

3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.
Do varsity boys freak off in the school bathroom? No wonders there's sperm all over the wall!
by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025
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Tracker-off

Someone/Something say something “off track” in a sentence/phrase.
Don’t be a tracker-off
by Developer05.4 June 30, 2023
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