by Reborn307 January 2, 2024
Get the On Baby Yams mug.by babyjamo January 3, 2024
Get the baby jamo mug.Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.
Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.
by Porksword153 January 4, 2024
Get the Lumber Babies mug.A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
Get the Christian baby mug.by Dildomancer January 6, 2024
Get the Baby Birding the Birthday Boy mug.A first child who is so adorable, mild mannered, and easy to care for that they trick their parents and other adults in their life into having more children, only for it to be revealed that most children are considerably more difficult to care for
"We thought parenting was super easy, but it turns out that Betty was a propaganda baby."
"I know meeting Cole has your uterus revving, but be careful - he's a propaganda baby "
"I know meeting Cole has your uterus revving, but be careful - he's a propaganda baby "
by helenasue January 6, 2024
Get the propaganda baby mug.She’s had a baby with every one of her last 3 relationships, bet she’s gonna have a souvenir baby for her next relationship as well.
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