Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 17, 2023

wet one

a wet sticky piece of doo doo

i just took a wet one

by doo doo cheks April 26, 2023

A1 21 DO ONE !!!!

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR DIRECTIONS BUT A TRUE BREXIT GEEZER IS FELLING LIKE A UNIT!!!!!(P.S. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE BOSHHH!!!!

''YO JACKSON WHERE IS THE LOCAL CURRY SHOP'' WELL FIRST YOU TURN RIGHT THEN LEFT THEN HEAD ON TO THE A1 21 DO ONE !!!!.BOSHHH!!!''

by SHMUCK INSURANCE!!! April 9, 2024

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021

A Real One

Willing to do anything sensual for your homies

Example: Only a real one can tickle my inside properly.

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022