one night

when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes

michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.

by aniketlover6969 May 9, 2022

One-up

To like sb's comment on a social networking site such as Facebook.

"People constantly seek attention and validation through one-upping people's comments"

by MFRO June 19, 2017

The One Each Of Theirself

Letting fate decide your destiny

"Dude I need to get my boyfriend back!!"

"Bro you can't determine that, the one each of theirself"

by phinn f July 19, 2025

One Piece

MELLORIIINE

Sanji: NAWI-SWAAAN, ROBIN-CHUWAAN MELLORINEEEEE

Zoro: Shut the fuck up retard cook, we need to find the One Piece

by Shqdy June 21, 2021

that one nigga

that one nigga who you just wanna bust a fat one to

harrison is that one nigga

by jaclk_ November 29, 2022

One Direction

The most famous boyband of all times. One Direction is even better than The Beatles, as they have broken records even they couldn't achieve. One Direction bandmembers are Harry Styles (he's very handsome), Louis Tomlinson (known for being a smol bean), Niall Horan (an angel that doesn't like sharing his food. literally), Liam Payne (pretty funny, but has a spoon phobia. And as his last name is Payne, many ppl say things like "I'm in Liam Payne but the Liam is silent" 🤪), and Zayn Malik (actually adorable but sadly enough left the band early bcs he never rly liked the music style. but he also left bcs he had an eating disorder and we gotta be proud of him🥺). They are all very handsome and adorable, ngl, and their music is the absolute best so if you havent heard of them: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
One Direction also has a fandom called Directioners and lemme tell you that we are legit CRAZY! We know a lot of personal info, and broke into airport security. We also crashed multiple websites (accidentally, of course🤡)
Sadly, One Direction split up in 2015 and went on a Hiatus, but me, and a lot of other fans KNOW that they will come back one day :)
1D is also a shorter name for One Direction

Directioner 1: OMG THAT'S HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!
Directioner 2: OMG YES I MISS HIM AND THE BOYS

by onedirectionscarrots September 16, 2020

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020