head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one

I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

slap yo head

to be finessed or swindle into purchasing a product at a higher price than what it's actually worth.

Bro I just scored a quarter of Marijuana for 250 Buck!!!
Associate: Mf done slap yo head.

by Frknky June 23, 2021

Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Give that pillow some head

To lay your head on a pillow, as to "go to bed"

You been driving all night dog. I know you 'bout ready to give that pillow some head!!

by Dr Dre' May 11, 2021

On his head

Giving someone a hard time.

I was on his head because he didn't give me his basketball schedule.

by Dr Rippenstine October 21, 2021

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019