by Your moms face May 18, 2014
Get the vacuum cleaner manmug. A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.
"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
by HohnJodges March 21, 2017
Get the Red Velvet Manmug. -noun
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.
2. Also known as the "PMB."
1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."
by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011
Get the Poor Man's Bouquetmug. by McBoobs (IHateShitters) September 15, 2018
Get the Suction Cup Manmug. - Let's drink one for the road!
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
by William Warney June 2, 2014
Get the Back-door manmug. A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
Get the Chinese Folding Manmug. (noun) - Coined by the Reddit user 'innermanraptor'.
The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.
The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.
Guy 1: I'm really shy when it comes to dealing with that girl
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!
by rohanbk February 3, 2010
Get the Inner Man Raptormug.