Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
by gymreaper May 28, 2023
Get the National Free the Nipple Daymug. Today is the day you get comfy with a friend or partner and cuddle. Watch out for May 17 because you might miss your chance to cuddle with someone you love.
by ILIKEFRENCHFRIES1100 May 17, 2023
Get the National Cuddling Daymug. by Mike Kockichs April 17, 2021
Get the National Horny Daymug. A national day celebrated by all the pedas out there. This day is used to fuck it up in every sense of the word “fuck it up”. Takes place on FEBURARY 22 and is typically spent with the people you fw the most.
by NICEFATCAKES February 3, 2019
Get the National Pedas Daymug. The duration of the month of May is declared ‘National Bamon Month’. This month celebrates the ship Bamon from popular television show The Vampire Diaries. The month of May pays ode to the time the characters Bonnie and Damon spent stuck in the May 10 prison world time loop.
Bamon fan 1: I’m counting down the days till May first.
Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First
Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month
Bamon fan 2 : What happens on May First
Bamon fan 1: Its the official start to National Bamon month
by Bamonfan123 April 30, 2021
Get the National Bamon Monthmug. National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
Get the National Bang Your Homie Daymug. It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.
It is aristocratic, traditional, organic, hierarchical and a spiritual bond.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.
It is aristocratic, traditional, organic, hierarchical and a spiritual bond.
"Do not confuse National Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."
by tradical July 4, 2023
Get the national traditionalismmug.