A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.
Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.
by El Moondo May 17, 2011
When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.
by One job for a circumstance December 29, 2016
The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
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by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022
it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder
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