Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

Stalin Loli

Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.

by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023

JP LOLO

JK

JP LOLO

by Jp know August 16, 2023

Cock lollie

A funny way of saying cock sucker.

You are such a cock lollie

by Urmomma1313 October 17, 2023

Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 19, 2023

Satans lollipop

When you fuck a girl on their period then you put it in their mouth.

This term is also applicable for any other circumstance where a bloody cock is devoured.

I took her home to give her a taste of Satans Lollipop.

by SacredScrotum January 29, 2024

Colorado lollipop

When a guy sucks another guys dick to see what his girlfriend or wife taste like

Billy gave Dan a Colorado Lollipop to see what his girlfriend taste like.

by William Hawkins February 9, 2024