by YourMumsVisa September 5, 2021
Get the Mad Dog mug.You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.
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Get the Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy mug.I always wear my corporate dog tag to meetings; it’s not just for ID, but also a reminder of the office culture.
by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025
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