walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)

Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?

by harryballsonya June 11, 2007

Food Giant

A normal sized person who consumes so much food that they become giants. Normally used to describe an obnoxious fat person.

{jeff} Hey Dan did you see that food giant over there he's looks like his head is going to pop!

{Dan} I think he's the guy who sleeps with sheep.

by dingo boy 1 January 17, 2012

arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum

ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks

by Mark March 16, 2004

food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.

This mustard makes for awesome food lube.

by blaip October 08, 2010

food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.

"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".

by mp2009 February 06, 2009

Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).

Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!

by Darth Chaos September 27, 2008

food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

by razzledazzlerose February 19, 2010