Wipe Hype

A day that occurs four times each month; the only day in which players set their alarm clocks opposed to gfuel refills. In hopes of being the first one foundation wiped 1 hour into wipe.

"Rustoria wipes in 2hrs"

logical response "Wipe Hype"

by Merlin Reinders October 20, 2022

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow November 01, 2017

piss wipe

A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.

you are such a piss wipe.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Pipe wipe judy

The ability to orally clean a pipe (incense burner ) in the mouth.

Hey that pipe wipe judy really polished my pipe.

by River bend bender November 18, 2023

jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 01, 2023

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 17, 2022

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010