Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy

by thats my way March 27, 2013

twin towers

tiddies, especially long ones

“Baby girl, lemme fly my plane into your twin towers.”
“No”

by Bitchears August 10, 2019

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.

Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?

by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023

Twin towering

When you take a shit and grab it and throw it to ur partner

"I was twin towering during a threesome and the shit splashed everywhere"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

The leaning Tower of Lisa

The sexual position of having a naked woman bending over into the downward dog position with her ass high in air while her head is close to the floor. One person (male or female) explores the backside of the woman with hands and or mouth while the other person (male) lays flat on the floor and slides under the woman's face allowing the woman to lick/suck his cock/balls.

My good friend and I convinced his girl to travel overseas in the bedroom as we performed the unique 3 way position of the leaning tower of Lisa

by Libtarb October 27, 2021

Tower Power Hour

Tower Power Hour is what parents do instead of caring for their kids. A collection of sex jokes and violence, Tower Power Hour is where degenerate fathers go to make Holocaust, 9/11, and Racist Jokes. SAD!

Reed Russell: "Where did dad go?"
Clint Coverdale: "He went to Tower Power Hour."

by Ofer Nave August 24, 2022