ultimate

Having the qualities of being both singular and sublime.

Only feelings can be ultimate.

Feeling stands at the top of the pan-nihilistic pantheon.

It can be described as ultimate.

by metawave November 5, 2019

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

the ultimate nasty

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!

"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"

by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016

Ultimate Sigma

A person who is better, more powerful than a regular sigma. Nobody dares to mess with them, as it will go down bad.

" Bro, look at that ultimate sigma! He is scary for real."

by pixade.dictionary April 23, 2024

ultimate sigma male

every guy named hunter ever

person 1: yooo that dude is a ultimate sigma male!
person 2:no he's not
person 1: why not?
person 2: cause his name aint hunter

by skibidi toilet is the goat May 29, 2024

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.

how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.

by dav17a June 23, 2010