Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....

we live we love we die -smurf cat

by nummyskully October 2, 2023

smurf

a real nigga

“You know Smurf ?” “Yea , he a real nigga .”

by blrrdd January 9, 2022

smurf

slang term for extacy

can I score some smurfs for the rave?

by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Reverse Smurfing

When you play in a rank higher than your own in a video game.

Tom : "This guy on my team fucking sucks!"
Salvatore : "He's probably reverse smurfing"

by Wookzzzz November 28, 2022

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018

Smurf

Seahag

Smurf is a seahag

by dAyDaY03 April 11, 2022