It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
Get the Pocket cakemug. A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.
The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.
Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
by googabooga April 25, 2013
Get the Banbury Cakemug. When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.
by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009
Get the Oyster Cakemug. The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014
Get the Cake paralysismug. The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014
Get the mixing the cakemug. A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.
"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."
by vanilla king November 21, 2010
Get the Cake breakmug. by Cakeparker November 16, 2018
Get the Parking the cakemug.