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Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
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and i think that's beautiful.

Elaine: “I really hurt my arm yesterday :/”
Brittany: “and i think that's beautiful.”
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thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.
"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.
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You Think You Flower?

A Twitter slang to burst someone's ego (by doing some reality check)

Basically, it's a sarcastic and passive-aggressive way to say: listen faggot, you're not special. You're not a beautiful and unique special snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
by Sir. B July 7, 2022
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Bitchful thinking

When someone wants to make someone think dirty they can use bitchfull thinking. Such as wishful thinking that someone had bitches
+Okey Brian let's bitchfull think right now. What would you do if you have had bitches?

or

+Bro I am bitchful thinking rn sorry can't think straight
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Thinking meat

Thinking meat , a word lost in years of evolution ,only families of the highest of society we’re able to use this word freely. It wasn’t until the brave knight of fisherwick conquered alcoholism and liberated the book of maglad which held the secrets of the universe
“Okay class I’ve set a half term thinking meat quest on your table , you have 6 minutes to complete , now no cheating”
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