Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.

Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....

by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009

Russian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours vodka into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Russian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

Russian Tuck

When a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect penis, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embarassment. "Russian" is replacing "rushing", because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member.

Dan got a boner in class, so before he got up, he quickly did a Russian Tuck, so no one would see his gargantuant boner.

by Penis Humor December 1, 2010

Russian Igloo

this is when you take a shit into a condom, throw the condom filled with a turd into the freezer. You wait until the shit freezes and becomes hard like a dildo and u stick it in your girl.

Tyrome- yo guess wat i did last night to my girl!

Dillard- what tyrome what?!?!

Tyrome- i gave her a russian igloo!!

Dillard- YAY!! i hope to one day achieve that level of excellence!!

by Dillard Johnson February 18, 2009

russian puff

Its when you take a hit from a blunt and you exhale slowly and inhale through your nose and then over and over again

Yo dog u see snoop dogg doing the russian puff i taught him that....

by madditman April 30, 2006

russian waterslide

Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza

Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "

* screams heard throughout the country

by aben6969 December 3, 2013

Russian Roast

A sexual act involving three willing partners, two of whom must be male. One of the chaps doffs his trousers, while the second penetrates him from behind - both are standing up. The third member of this unholy trinity then performs oral sex on the man who is being penetrated. The origin of the term is unknown, but there may be a tenuous Rasputin link.

Percy had never been much of a one for threesomes, but at least in a Russian roasting he got to see the end of Will & Grace.

by Will Bowen June 4, 2004