The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012
Get the Muff-Drivingmug. A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.
Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.
by lukeellery April 29, 2006
Get the bluff muffmug. When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.
by muff mann October 28, 2003
Get the Muff Sammichmug. The act of two lesbians utilizing a double ended dildo or in some way stimulating each other through a raucous session of missionary position sexual intercourse.
Joe: I think Sarah and Jane are lesbians.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.
by Excnn December 30, 2010
Get the Muff Buckmug. by shayne7 March 21, 2007
Get the muff lovermug. The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.
Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.
Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.
Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"
Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"
Brown Rice: "whoo??"
Both: "B MUFF!"
Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"
Brown Rice: "whoo??"
Both: "B MUFF!"
by Kung Powzzzz July 19, 2009
Get the B Muffmug. A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
by Cult Figure May 30, 2006
Get the Muff Chasermug.