garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment

Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception

by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024

twat garden

A hairy and unkempt vagina.

That Sarah has never shaved her pussy. She's got a real twat garden growing.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021