by chester November 30, 2003
by Chaos December 27, 2003
Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.
After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
by Kikkoman123 March 22, 2011
by Fabricator4 November 17, 2006
by Eddy50 September 04, 2015
A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.
That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.
I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.
We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.
I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.
I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.
We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.
I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.
by brain damage 420 July 03, 2011
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
by Jake February 01, 2004