dub cakes

your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.

damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.

by waldaux May 9, 2009

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

Banbury Cake

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.

Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"

by googabooga April 25, 2013

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

by Snowman92 March 24, 2011