bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

Alien Bump

When a person has a large bump on the back side of their head that causes their head to be too large for their body

“Omg look at her alien bump!”

by NathanH04 October 18, 2019

Deathbed Bumping

When someone on a forum bumps a thread that isn't quite necro, but is well on it's way to be there.

(7/8/2020) XtaCool says: "Good idea, I approve!"
(7/22/2020) BCVDox says: "haha yeah that's a great idea"
(7/22/2020) XtaCool says: "Dude, why are you Deathbed Bumping?"

by JuiceDrop October 22, 2020

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

pussy bump

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.

The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumped Janel.

by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021

Rump bump

Chronic acne on ones ass

I tried to clap that, but got too disgusted by her rump bumps

by Mliv March 16, 2020