Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow March 12, 2016

Bread God

One of the most powerful gods ever. He can control all breads.

1. NO way its the bread god
2. Bread god blessed me with bread

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

bread coiny

Ok, so b asi c all y YYyyYYyyyYyYyYyYY in TPOT 6 coiny dressed up as a sandwich to try to trick Four and X to come into their kitchen to steal their food and now it's literally become a meme, and by that i mean, people animating bread coiny doing a puffball dance to pbjt instrumental.

slay

''dude have you seen the bread coiny trend it's been popping up''

i ran out of ideas :/

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou August 28, 2023

bread sniffer

Someone who sniffs cocaine because cocaine = money

Jimmy is a bread sniffer

by dickandballs69420 March 21, 2022