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Owen Taylor

Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?

Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
by $28383&383@3! April 17, 2023
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Owen

Owen is the sexiest mf in the planet. He pulls tons of girls and can do sick vape tricks
Owen is so hot and his penis is super long!
by jurotastd March 26, 2022
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Owen

Sooo hot and sexy 😩 curly long hair and plays Minecraft like a boss 😎 plays guitar and saxophone
Sophia: who’s that hot piece of meat playing the guitar?
Friend: that’s Owen, you guys should date!
by Sourlily June 11, 2021
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Owen

A hot freshmen. He is tall with dark brown hair. He is strong and has a white thick body. His cock is 6.9 inches long and his balls are the size of a ping pong ball. He does XC and Soccer. If you become very good friends with Owen, he will never let you go and will stick with you forever.
Tim: You see that boy?
Mark: Owen? I heard he’s a great person
Tim: Yeah
by BJ124 April 15, 2023
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owen

he is so tall he is blonde he is a hockey player he has blue eyes and is a cutie he looks like a good with those lucious golden locks god damn he is so cool
omg owen your so big and tall
by Amirthew HausDonald May 31, 2022
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Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.
Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch
by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024
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Gethin Owens

A English man that emigrated from England to Wales, a Gethin Owens typically enjoys tea and is an alcoholic in the making (especially for brewedog)
"woah that guy just had 4 brewdogs and a cup of tea he must be a Gethin Owens"
by Jazza442 May 19, 2025
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