A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.
The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.
by Tabraea February 03, 2010
by Argoth March 25, 2004
A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010
Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
by Jewses Chrost September 06, 2013
The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
by adam xe4 March 02, 2005
by Alpha Axl December 04, 2010
After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.
by Ymir April 29, 2004