superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.

"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"

by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018

land grab

Gaining land through attacking in online strategy games such as Ambar.

Keep your troops home for now, we are gonna make a huge land grab in a little while.

by Argoth March 24, 2004

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Land Shark

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.

Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.

by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013

landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.

Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.

by adam xe4 March 1, 2005

landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.

Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!

by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010

landing gear

plums,grapes, balls,nuts,junk,gear,jewels,beans seedbags

After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.

by Ymir April 29, 2004