toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014

tit tease

When a picture is promoted as topless, but the naughty bits are covered.

The caption said Ireland Baldwin was topless, but she was clearly doing a handbra. What a tit tease.

by CrimKing71 January 16, 2014

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated

school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased so that you can later show off your knowledge

by Sexydimma October 15, 2014

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated

high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015

Talk tease

A person who frequently butt dials the same person.

My girlfriend butt dials me at least twice a day, she's such a talk tease.

by MightyRiver December 21, 2016

Pic tease

When your friend goes on an amazing adventure abroad that you'll only be able to experience vicariously, and keeps posting about it, but includes no pictures ):/
Meh!

...Stop being such a pic tease and include some photos of the Giant Emperor Penguins and the Southern Lights you punk ass!

by Kitty a go go February 2, 2017