Donkey Tail

The act of forcibly giving a sexual partner a pink sock. This is done so by punching your sexual partner in the kidney while pulling out during anal sex.

getting a donkey tail would hurt like hell

by n0cand3fend March 31, 2009

turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

chasing your tail

tryin to back a female that you had in the past.

Man, that chick dont want you no more. stop chasing your tail

by eagles930 January 14, 2009

monkey tail

the squirts

oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

by frec June 16, 2004

cotton tail

the hair around the anal orifice on a female

"oh man i was slamming that bitch analy and her cotton tail grabbed onto my bush"

by mikethedyke October 22, 2006

loop tail

Describes the talent in Chicago's business district, The Loop.

If it's sunny, you can walk outside at lunch and see tons of loop tail.

by Holyboot May 6, 2008

mosh tail

A dogs tail wagging in a circular motion, much like a moshing speed metal freak

Hey, check out out that Shi-Poo doing the mosh tail.

by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008