by ben young September 12, 2003

A “sexuality” made up by morons who won’t admit that they’re transphobic.
People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.
“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
People who claim they are “super straight” don’t think transgender women or transgender men are real women or men.
“Super straight” people are complete disappointments to society and therefore should not be accepted. So if you see one make sure to not respect them!
a: “hey what’s your sexuality?”
b: “im super straight”
a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”
a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic”
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
b: “im super straight”
a: “wtf is super straight”
b: “i am a man who only likes women”
a: “so you’re straight?”
b: “no because trans women arent women lol sorry i don’t wanna date a man.”
a: “oh so you’re just transphobic”
b: “no it’s my sexuality so i’m not transphobic”
a: “just admit you’re sexually frustrated because you have a crush on james charles and leave”
by yourgflovesmelol March 12, 2021

Random girl: shit I love a girl but she's definitly a straight girl!
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
Me: No problem, she's a spaghetti
Random girl: WTF
by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo January 30, 2022

Noun: The flat brimmed ball caps often preferred by urban youth. Most still have hologram stickers still affixed to them.
Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
Noun: A person who wears a straight brimmed ball cap normally a urban youth.
by Deibert April 3, 2009

‘Hey do you date transgender girls?’
‘No. I don’t think they are actual girls.’
‘That’s kinda transphobic’
‘No it’s not...’
‘Yeah it is dude’
‘ it’s my sexuality... I am super straight.’
‘Dude you need some fucking sleep.’
‘No. I don’t think they are actual girls.’
‘That’s kinda transphobic’
‘No it’s not...’
‘Yeah it is dude’
‘ it’s my sexuality... I am super straight.’
‘Dude you need some fucking sleep.’
by Smile, you’re on camera. March 9, 2021

A heterosexual person who attends a dance/event/party with a homosexual person because either the homosexual is still in the closet or their partner/previous date could not attend.
"Chelsea doesn't want her parents to know she's a lesbian so she brought Dave to be her straight date when she met them up for dinner."
"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
"Joe's boyfriend had to work so he asked me to be his straight date to his company picnic."
by PrincessJetta December 9, 2008

by DeathxP March 11, 2021
