cleaveland steamer

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

by Master Luc February 21, 2004

Steam n Dream

Smoking marijuana before going to sleep, to receive a bodacious feeling in the morning after have the best sleep of ones life. (Opposite of "Wake n Bake")

Dude1: "Yo, man. What do we do? Steam n Dream or Wake n Bake?"
Dude2: "Definitely Steam n Dream man. You wake up feeling all bodacious!"

by 678 D-team June 23, 2011

muffin steamer

A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.

After my baby turned two weeks old, his muffin steamers got bigger and bigger.

by PamperStamper July 24, 2006

steampiped

When a couple is having sex in a sauna, both dressed in railroad conductor outfits, the woman doggy-style position, and the man doing her from behind. Then, right when the male partner is about to explode with jizz, he takes it out of the ass or vagina and points his penis up in the air and says "All Aboard!!" This is supposed to represent a steampipe from a train.

Last night Fred went to the local sauna with his wife and repeatedly steampiped her like a true train conductor.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008

steamwork

Railing hoes in the steampot, Thomas the Tank Engine-style (having lots of anal sex)

I steamworked Danielle so hard. She was shitting pancakes for weeks!

by Poor Steamboat Captain December 7, 2012

steam

a computer program that doesn't work

Man, this program is just steam.

by Thomas Cai April 16, 2005

steam

The most retarded program on Earth. Made specially for us.

When you want to play CS or HL2, Steam would open up all of a sudden and will start "updating" (as they call it) your games. But don't worry, when you turn it off, it starts updating again until you get mad. Then, your actions are unpredictable. Remember: if you're a dial-up person, don't try Steam on your nerves.

by imnowme December 28, 2005