Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 15, 2011

squidard

one lonely pubic hair on a womans monk

I almost choked on my girlfriends squidard.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011

Squid Bucket

A term used to describe a place where chavs and harlots gather.

Guy 1: Are you going to Maccy D's tonight?
Guy 2: Jeesh no, that place us such a squid bucket!

by Princess Emily July 14, 2014

squibie

A squibie is slang for an over the pants squeeze job or a handjob over the pants

A dude: man im so horny right now
A chick: here lemme give you a squibie cause im a good christan woman
The dude: ah hawt

by Daddy big boss McMoney shot April 27, 2016

squidaboo

A weaboo about Splatoon

I'm harnessing my inner squidaboo with my brand new original character!

by Colekdaking May 13, 2016

Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

Squid

Noun. A person that brings you down
Plural. Squids

That was a straight squid hating on the song that guy was playing

by Unknowner99 July 9, 2017