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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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CaseOH's Sperm

Have you tried CaseOH's Sperm?
by xX_FatCat_Xx March 11, 2024
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acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.
Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
by Bookie jones April 16, 2020
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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sperm soda electric boogaloo

A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in
Tim:i just gave my girl the sperm soda electric boogaloo

bill:wow that must have felt good
by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022
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National give her your sperm day

Give ya gal yer sperm day
National give her your sperm day- In whatever means necessary
by Rb90 June 29, 2022
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