by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
Get the Spank my Rattymug. The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Spanked into oblivionmug. Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.
by Valley! September 24, 2013
Get the Spank gownmug. When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.
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by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
Get the spank questmug. When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
Get the Hanky Spankmug. A ounce of weed in Dayton ohio
by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022
Get the Spankmug. "Come here " He said as he looked at me, he was still standing at the door. "Coming" I said as I nervously walked over to him " Yes " I said as i looked down. " I heard you were talking to other boys at work, look at me" " I'm sorry.." I said " You should of though about that, when I come in after you I want to see you naked and arched over the bed, do you understand?" " Y-yes sir " I said shaking,
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
That is a spanking.
by Itz_melilah December 21, 2022
Get the Spankingmug.