Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 26, 2016

Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 24, 2025

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 24, 2025

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 09, 2011

a spank

Derived from the hoods in dayton ohio a spank is a ounce of hard or your drug of choice

He is charging a G for a spank of hard.

by Dwnsouthliz September 03, 2020